The Krusty Cook

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

jpgay:

y: people

o: order

l: our 

o: patties 

orgasmic-humor:

wow breaking up with someone is really hard.

good thing i’ll never have to worry about THAT

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

rneerkat:

musical-dreaming:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do 

sue she

Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

so apparently the seniors at my old high school hired a mariachi band to follow the principal around all day for their senior prank

i found a picture